马坦的故事会:马坦整小偷
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pics.app.cnyw.net/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010499" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=1605251010499"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <p class="p1 empty_paragraph"> </p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">有两位小偷,一胖一瘦。他们常年在镇上四处游荡,以偷窃为生。这一天,他们在凉亭里闲聊,谈论着江湖传闻。</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">瘦小偷得意洋洋地说:“听说马坦老了,老糊涂了,家里肯定没有什么值钱的东西了。”</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">胖小偷不以为然,反驳道:“哪里呀,我还听人说马坦还是跟以前一样精明呢。”</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">瘦小偷哈哈大笑,不屑地说:“我确信到他家偷什么都没问题。”</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">胖小偷瞪大眼睛,挑衅地说:“你去他家偷根针都难!”</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">瘦小偷气焰嚣张:“别说针,他家的母猪我都偷得了!”</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">胖小偷也认真起来:“你若能偷得他家母猪,后半辈子我就不再偷。”</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">瘦小偷豪气地应道:“如果偷不了他家母猪,从今往后我也洗手。”</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">胖小偷与瘦小偷击掌为誓,约定晚上行动。凉亭里热热闹闹,两人便分手回家。然而,这些话刚好被路过此地的马坦给听到了。</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">马坦虽然年纪已大,但他的听力依旧敏锐。他追上瘦小偷,悄声问:“今晚你真要去偷马坦家的母猪?”瘦小偷被他吓了一跳,急忙反问:“你是谁?”</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">马坦微笑着说:“我也是小偷,名叫牛高,是本地名偷。”</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">瘦小偷一听说对方是同行,这才松了口气。马坦还对瘦个说:“我对马坦家很熟悉,马坦的老婆还经常跟我睡觉呢。今晚要不要我帮你一手?”</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">瘦小偷大喜过望,心想有这位本地名偷的帮助,必定万无一失。于是他与牛高耳语了一番,计划当晚行动。</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">夜深人静,月黑风高。瘦小偷如约来到马坦家后门,果真见到一只大麻袋,隐约还听到袋里发出母猪的哼叫声。他喜出望外,扛起麻袋就往胖小偷家里赶。一直跑了二里多路,终于来到胖小偷家。</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">胖小偷迎上前来,满脸敬佩地说:“我算服了你了,你真行!”边说边解开麻袋查看,然而麻袋里站起的却是一个大活人,而非他们所期待的母猪。</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">那人开口说话了:“我不是母猪,也不是牛高,我就是马坦!”顿时,把两个小偷吓瘫在地。</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">马坦冷笑着看着他们:“你们觉得我老糊涂了?我精明着呢。”他转头看向瘦小偷,“你今晚要来偷我的母猪?”瘦小偷面如死灰,全身颤抖。</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">马坦继续说道:“我早就听到你们的谈话了。本来只是打算将计就计,给你们一个教训。”他瞪了一眼胖小偷,“你又是怎么回事?”</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">胖小偷颤抖着声音说:“我</span><span class="s2">……</span><span class="s1">我只是想看看他是不是真的能偷到你的母猪。”</span></p><p class="p2"><span class="s1">胖瘦两个小偷则是惊魂未定,他们万万没想到马坦如此狡猾。</span></p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pics.app.cnyw.net/forum/20231107143347front1_0_451696_Fm0OpzkhFfw0jCB-Icy6tPwlLE9h.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MuYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" alt="" width="896" height="1200" data-qf-origin="forum/20231107143347front1_0_451696_Fm0OpzkhFfw0jCB-Icy6tPwlLE9h.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MuYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" /></p><p> </p> <!----></div> 马坦的故事写得真好,超赞! https://pics.app.cnyw.net/admin_FsbLrH4XpF1aok8fg1u_Me6G4sVj.png送出团圆月x1 https://pics.app.cnyw.net/admin_FsbLrH4XpF1aok8fg1u_Me6G4sVj.png送出团圆月x1
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